Poets corner: Ishmael Reconsidered, or The Protagonist
Ishmael Reconsidered, or The Protagonist
In which Ishmael, having learned of the publication of "Ahab's Wife," cries out for
Call me simply Queequeg.
I didn't survive the cruise.
Captain and Leviathan,
They had to pay their dues.
Call me First Mate Starbuck.
I wish I hadn't sailed.
I went for fame and fortune
And unfortunately got whaled.
Call me Pip, the Cabin Lad.
Ahab was my man.
His heart was set on murder
But the big fish called his hand.
Call me King-Post Stubb, 3rd Mate.
Tashtego, Fedallah, Daggoo,
We all went down together
Along with Pequod too.
And finally, CALL ME ISHMAEL!
They got what they deserved.
They were only minor characters.
The PROTAGONIST the served!
Lower away! Stand-by the crew!
The whale! The ship! Oars! Oars!
When old man Herman wrote me up
He surrounded me with bores.
Only Ahab and Moby bright
Were worthy of my road, and
Thanks to our god, Uncle Mel,
I reaped what others sowed.
Ah, most unfair are Fortune's tithes!
Bad reapers never get Good Scythes.
Rob Burnside, a yearly visitor to Edgartown, is a retired firefighter and published poet (Chapbook "Falling Off the Bone" currently available on Amazon) from Swoyersville, Penn.
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