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School High

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Dear Martha,  Our 19 year old son is home from college and staying with us for the summer while working at a full time summer job. Yesterday I found a bag of marijuana in his dresser while putting away his laundry.  This is the second time this summer.  I have never ...

Copycat

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Dear Martha,  A girl I work with is trying to be just like me.  If I come to work wearing something new, she goes out and buys the same thing.  She even got her hair styled like mine.  How do I get this to stop?  Creeped Out   Dear Creep,  You could start wearing maternity ...

Dishevelled

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Dear Martha, One of my friends is coming to visit, and that's great. She's a live wire and I like her a lot. And she's a great cook and she likes to show off her cooking. But she is incredibly sloppy in the kitchen. When the meal is ready to eat, ...

Mommy, Is The Party Over?

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Dear Martha,  This past weekend we were invited to yet another over the top kid's birthday party.  They had an entertainer, it was catered, there was a fancy cake from a fancy bakery, and then they brought in ponies for the kids to ride.  I happen to know these people have ...

Parental Responsibilities

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Dear Martha My friend is about to quit a job she loves and is good at, leave people and a town she likes a lot and move back to the Deep South to be with her demented mother. This step is necessary, she says, because her two siblings who live nearby ...

You’re Fired!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Dear Martha, I have a small business of which I am usually the sole employee.  Occasionally I will hire someone to assist me.  I recently hired a young guy who turned out to be a disappointment.  There were just lots of things he didn't "get", and I got very frustrated with ...

Barking for Help

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Dear Martha, Our neighbor has a dog "Barney" that barks incessantly.  I mean daytime, nighttime, Christmas Day, 365 days a year.  I have talked to the neighbors, about it but they are creepy people who more or less ignore me.   I know why that poor animal barks all day; no one ...

King Solomon’s House

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Dear Martha, I am an unmarried, 4th generation island visitor, and I now live full time in my ancestral island home.  My family has come down a bit in the world (I am a landscaper) and this house is my only major asset.  I would guess it's worth $650,000. I have ...

East Chop Sleep Shop