Deck the Halls
(Please sing out loud to your pets for full effect . . . with apologies to Scottish musician Thomas Oliphant, 1862, who wrote the original English lyrics.)
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Eat this plant, you won’t feel jolly
Eschew, don’t chew, the mistletoe-o
Fi-do-no, Fi-do-no, no,no,no
Up the vet will make you throw-o
Fi-do-Fi-do-no, bad-dog- no-no
See the tempting tree so pretty.
Not a safe thing for a kitty.
Don’t eat tinsel decorations
Tin-sel–no, Rib-bons-no, no,no, no
Unless you want an operation.
Feast away on food left over.
Yum-yum-yum-yum yum, yum-yum-yum-yum
Please don’t give too much to Rover
Tum-tum-tum-tum tum, up-set-tum-tum
Flatulence and diarrhea
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Can spoil your Christmas joi de vivre.