Kay Mayhew
Tisbury: I still think it got too cold too fast.
Heard on Main Street: Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. I am totally convinced. It is simply amazing how much a little...
Tisbury: All had a good time
Heard on Main Street: Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. You can, however, learn what the yogis have known for...
Tisbury: I’ve been waiting for a tree to fall
Heard on Main Street: There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. I’ve been waiting for a tree to fall. Well, it...
Tisbury: Halloween has changed a lot
Heard on Main Street: The goblins'll get you if you don't watch out. Enjoy Halloween trick-or-treat at the Vineyard Haven library from 5 to...
Tisbury: Houses of Grace gearing up
The Federated Church is holding its annual Bow Workshop today, Thursday, Oct. 24, from 3 to 6 pm in the Parish House on South...
Tisbury: Attention knitters and quilters
Heard on Main Street: Time heals almost everything. Give time time. Knitters and quilters, take note: This Saturday from 10:30 am to 3:30 pm you...
Tisbury: Be eccentric now
Heard on Main Street: Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple. I was sorry I couldn’t join in the party celebrating...
Tisbury: Children’s voices
Heard on Main Street: the children’s voices saying, “Stop denying our earth is dying.” Could you believe the numbers of youngsters trying to get our...
Tisbury: Stop business as usual and participate
Heard on Main Street: Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful, or joyful. This climate crisis is an emergency, and our young people are...
Tisbury: They must use different numbers.
Heard on Main Street: Until I lived on the Island, I didn’t know that turkeys came in herds. At least they are usually “only” about...
Tisbury: Voters are also part of the problem
Heard on Main Street: Watch for little kids too excited to look both ways. School is open. The first day of school for Tisbury is...
Tisbury: Why on earth?
Heard on Main Street: We have two lives, and the second begins when you realize you only have one. Drivers in town need to be...
Tisbury: Lots of ribbons
Heard on Main Street: Don’t go to bed angry; stay up. When I go to the fair, I anticipate many wonders, without mentioning all the...
Tisbury: Celebrate the fair
Heard on Main Street: It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. Why is it so much...
Tisbury: If you care, let people know
Heard on Main Street: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? With all the talk about traffic, has no one else noticed? It really...
Tisbury: A single slice of history
Heard on Main Street: The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime. It is never too late to become what you might...
Tisbury: The tropics of New England
Heard on Main Street: Mother Nature just wants to remind us that it’s supposed to be hot in the summer. Tonight, Thursday, July 25, from...
Tisbury: July traffic
Heard on Main Street: Why do I have to press 1 for English when they will just transfer me to someone I can't understand...
Tisbury: It was a great weekend for sports
Heard on Main Street: It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one...
Tisbury: That and some sparklers
Heard on Main Street: If I’m on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that works. It works with...