Kay Mayhew

Heard on Main Street:Just remember, once you are over the hill...you begin to pick up speed.Kids ages 8 to 16 are invited to...

Heard on Main Street: It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.Remember, it is National...

Heard on Main Street: Friends are like balloons: once you let them go, you might not get them back.Sometimes we get so busy with...

Heard on Main Street: It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.Join...

Heard on Main Street: One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.On Friday, Sept. 22, the Tisbury Senior Center will offer information on how...

Heard on Main Street: America needs an oil change.We may be paying more for gas right now, but at least we can get it...

Heard on Main Street: An epic storm needs an epic response.The West Tisbury church asked members for help for those in Houston, and suggests...

Heard on Main Street: I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.Today, Thursday, August 31,...

Heard on Main Street: Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out.This evening, Thursday, August 24, Dr. Henry Kriegstein will speak on...

Heard on Main Street: It really was well worth waiting for.The lines were out the door by 7:30 Monday morning as more people gathered,...

Heard on Main Street: Ouch!That’s what I said when I saw my car. I was parked on Main Street just above the library, as...

Heard on Main Street: “Lighthouses don’t go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining.”  —Anne LamottOur...

Heard on Main Street: You are about the exceed the limits of my medication.This month you will either pay a higher electric bill or...

Heard on Main Street: A musician is someone who packs $5,000 worth of gear into a car and drives 100 miles to make $50.Two...

Heard on Main Street: Smile. It makes people wonder what you are up to.Congratulations to Annabelle and Simon Hunton, who own the Nobnocket Boutique...

Heard on Main Street: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself — and spiders.Registration for the Summer Reading Program at the...

Heard on Main Street: Remember back when Sarah Palin was the craziest person in politics?I love that the Martha’s Vineyard Film Society has decided...

Heard on Main Street: Did you know that if you don’t forward those bad jokes to your unsuspecting friends, your hard drive will kill...

Heard on Main Street: “A library is a good place to go when you feel unhappy, for there, in a book, you may find...

updated May 31, 10:35 amHeard on Main Street: Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.Take a hike...